![]() 06/16/2015 at 14:55 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
So, it’s early in the presidential race and the crazies are coming out.
This shitstick is running:
Now, I can say right now that neither Trump nor Sanders:
Will ever be president. Why is this?
Look at that fucking hair.
Compare it to:
The last president we had with bad hair, was the one who was never elected:
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This is the mouth of a complete fuckwad.
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That is not Dan Quayle’s mouth.
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Dammit Bernie, get ur hair game together.
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This is the ear of a complete fuckwad
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The President hsa little power. Everyone knows Congress is where to be.
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Wait, WTF?!?!?!?
Why is this windbag nutsack running?
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At least he has hair.
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Money, prestige, name recognition. I sincerely doubt he has either the expectation to win nor the resolve to stay in it. Self aggrandizement has always been The Donald’s favorite hobby, nay, job. The part where in the fairly recent past he gave $100k to the Clinton Global Initiative makes the whole thing even loopier.
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Shameless self-promotion and the need to stay in the news in every terrible way possible.
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This is the fake hair of a complete fuckwad
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If he gets elected I’m moving to Iran.
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Are you Elizabeth Warren?
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Nah, right wing radio/podcast is where to be. Be a popular pundit and dictate the crowd. you can control many many congresspeople at once.
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I... uhh... well, I... YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING!!! *runs away*
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Ann Coulter is popular for all the wrong reasons.
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Canada: looking better every day.
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the president needs to be left handed and since a nd miata is left handed I will vote miata.
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ELIZABETH WARREN WOULD NEVER RUN AWAY!!
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Maybe we’ll find out what he’s really worth .
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I don’t think you need to worry about booking your tickets just yet. He’ll be out after the Iowa Caucus.
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Good old Donald “any hair is good hair" Trump....
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I might vote for Trump just for fun! There is no chance he could possibly win .
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Or that the amount of money he has stolen would probably put either of us away for a long time.
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Ha. Actually, the thing that really makes me nervous is how many companies he has driven into the ground, filed multiple bankruptcies, and somehow has managed to stay clear of the aftermath. Unless that’s what you’re talking about, in which case; yes, exactly what you said.
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Oh come on. Leave poor Dan Quayle alone.
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Come for the politics, stay for the
weather
healthcare
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At least trump is entertaining
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The above picture is the most put together Bernie has ever looked in his life.
If you ever see him looking like this , run away.
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Yeah more or less - what you mentioned and other things such as the Trump University scam.
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Yeah, that one’s bullshit. This article is kind of what I was thinking about in relation to how he personally makes money. He’s still gaining personally but his businesses are failing. Is he just skimming the money somehow? Also, how does a casino lose money? They are literally rigged in their own favor.
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Or the mountain biking. BC it is.
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No, don’t come for the politics, unless you’re planning to vote for Rick Santorum.
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Astute observation on the hair using Ford. Prior to him, Johnson was the balding prez, and he wasn’t elected, either.
It would be a perfect theory, if not for Eisenhower. :/
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I’m saying come for the canadian politics, not american ones.
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Would you mail me some pistachios if you do? ...and some zereshk.
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All mine, brochacho.
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C’mon... the pistachios we have here are garbage. I need the good stuff.
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ego
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I’m talking about Canadian politics too.
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Good lord, you would rather have american polititions?
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No, but Canada is not much better than the US.